Fact: comic creators share feelings with fangirls, often.
dawwwwwww he/she thinks they’re people
This is so cute omgBut what if its a cat that used to be human but it was turned into a cat by a curse or spell or something
go to bed
McGonagall after a hard day of dealing with magical youngins
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
it got better
If you feel like playing film critic misogyny bingo when America’s first round of Winter Soldier reviews are published this week, I recommend looking out for the phrases “leather-clad” and “ass-kicker.” These are an easy way to weed out any reviewers who weren’t paying attention to the movie, because neither phrase describes Black Widow’s actual role.
For one thing, Black Widow is not “leather-clad.” Not unless you’re talking about the casual leather jacket she wears in a handful of scenes, anyway. Her official uniform is no tighter than Captain America’s was in The Avengers, and is similar to S.H.I.E.L.D.’s artificial fabric jumpsuits. By comparison, the Winter Soldier’s signature look involves leather body armor, ’90s grunge hair, smudged eyeliner, and a black rubber mask.
Spider-Man’s spandex costume is probably more salacious, but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t wind up being described as an homme fatale by anyone with a Pulitzer.
Honestly, this kind of catsuit-focused review says more about the reviewer than the film itself. Apparently the mere concept of Scarlett Johansson in a tight outfit is so dazzlingly erotic that it bypasses some male reviewers’ conscious minds and causes them to ignore everything she says and does for the rest of the movie. The result is a series of reviews from highly respected film critics who, given the opportunity to describe each Avenger in a single sentence, replace Black Widow’s summary with the announcement, “I AM A HETEROSEXUAL MAN AND SCARLETT JOHANSSON’S BOOBS ARE AWESOME.”
This unrelenting focus on Scarlett Johansson’s appearance, coupled with the assumption that her only non-decorative role is that of an “ass-kicker,” indicates a fundamental inability to see Black Widow as the well-rounded character she actually is.”
Gavia Baker-Whitelaw, “Every review of Black Widow in ‘Captain America’ is wrong”
Females grow pubic hair
Not all labias are symmetrical
Big clitorises are not unnatural
Vaginal secretions exist outside of sexual arousal
These secretions have a smell
Some more pungent than others
The female reproductive system is not dirty
The female body can be hairy and a bit smelly and it will appear different for everyone
And that’s okay
file under: shit i was not taught in school but fuck i wish it was
Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—
- Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.
- Steve loves apple cake.
I’m not sure if laughter in and of itself is kinky but it certainly is one of my “tells” during sex, play, and life in general. It doesn’t mean that I’m nervous like i notice in a lot of people, in fact it’s a sign of complete comfort. A laugh, giggle, or cackle…evil or otherwise should be taken as a huge compliment.
In fact in all areas of life I laugh a lot and fairly loudly. Have I ever mentioned I’m not really the shy introverted type?
The most common cause of it is my own hang ups, mishaps and stupidity. In fact I probably laugh at myself more than everything else combined. The ability to find humor in my own train wreck life and over privileged tanking rock star behavior is one of my most endearing qualities. Self effacing humor is a trademark of mine add to that I’m usually a complete smart ass. Just this past week in a vanilla meeting I was asked if there was anything in my background that would cause concern. My reply was “I have less Girlfriends than Bill Clinton and my wife knows about them all so I should be fine”. If you know me it was both a typical snarky comment made for laughs and a way of being honest to a group of people who have no idea (or reason to know) about my actual life. Everyone laughed and well it was a truth hidden in jest.
Then there is my evil laugh. I’m told it sneaks out of no where and is common when something wicked is being planned, said by another, or about to happen. Some friends have endearingly called it “laughing like the devil” and while not necessarily kinky it’s certainly mischievous and outside of polite social norms. You know like planning to drive an uptight right wing creationist anti gay type through pride week activities or shopping for a toy like a massive double ball end ass hook just so you can torture someone with screen shots, tracking info, technical specifications, and a manifesto length philosophical musing on the appropriate type and amount of lube. That is if you decide to use any lube at all.
Of course there is the mid sex laughter like when someone asked “why do you want me to turn over?” when they damn well knew the answer and should have just flipped over and taken it or the mid play laughter when during a scene you realize a dog is not only watching what you’re doing but is also going out of its way to make sure you don’t go too far like a canine dungeon monitor and then runs around and nuzzles the bottom’s face to comfort her and makes sad eyes at you.
For the record the last one can really fuck with your head space because it’s really hard to beat someone; even for fun with a dog making sad eyes at you. Then add in stopping to reassure the dog that she’s ok and likes what you’re doing. Well that’s something that isn’t covered in any of the kink books I’ve ever read. Maybe there’s my next book “Kinksters and Canines – helping your pooch understand consent” Like the dog could understand even a straight forward plain explanation of spanking play and it’s joys for both parties yet this moron tried to appease the pup.
So I’m still not sure if laughter is kinky but it’s something I do a lot of and find sexy as hell in others as well. In general it just sort of fits because after all there is a little something Puckish about me to begin with.”
I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name
Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”