9.02.14.

kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.

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8bitsquirrel:

ME TOO

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gmrcw:

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

where do i apply

gmrcw:

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

where do i apply

(via daftwithoneshoe)

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"Look, I’m not thrilled that perfect strangers get to have an opinion about me or feel like they know me, but I have enough perspective to know they don’t know me, and I do have a life and I don’t live it for other people."

(Source: holmesless, via queerdrarry)

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mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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helltothe-knope:

swan queen + tumblr 2/2

(via saunteringvaguelydownwards)

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“ Here is the handful
of shadow I have brought back to you:
this decay, this hope, this mouthful
of dirt, this poetry. ”

Margaret Atwood, “Mushrooms,” from Notes Towards a Poem That Can Never Be Written (via lifeinpoetry)

(via heisenbergsays)

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6woofs:

Their faces, I just can’t

(via obsessedobsesser)

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iamthewolfbird:

seraphica:

Creatures From El [via]

These are incredibly gorgeous!

(via saunteringvaguelydownwards)

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disneyworldsisters:

Jasmine and Mulan on a stroll on Flickr.

disneyworldsisters:

Jasmine and Mulan on a stroll on Flickr.

(via disneyforprincesses)

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likeavirgil:

Greek vase text posts

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(Source: green-berret, via dutchster)

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“ The hardest thing about depression is that it is addictive. It begins to feel uncomfortable not to be depressed. You feel guilty for feeling happy. ”

Pete Wentz (via perfect)

(Source: hopelesslyhealing, via drinkmygypsytears)

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manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

(Source: fallforwatsonmoved, via professoralbusdumbledore)

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  • Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
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