so I started reading 50 shades of grey because my mom’s drunken friends were all going on about how mind-numbingly filthy and amazing it is, and well, i’m a little bit curious at this point.
so far… i just want to know who makes it to the age of 21 while: a) never having kissed someone, b) owning ONE nice outfit, c) BLUSHING EVERY TIME SHE TALKS TO A MALE PERSON. that’s not normal
also, who in the WORLD gets black out drunk on 5 margaritas and a glass of champagne? i can see maybe the puking thing, but really? black out drunk to the point of not waking up until the next morning? I’m sorry but that’s ridiculous.1