10.30.19.
coolyouthpastor:
“i’m reading an article on fungus written by a literal doctor and they made me cackle
”

coolyouthpastor:

i’m reading an article on fungus written by a literal doctor and they made me cackle

(Source: cherhorowitz2k16, via andhumanslovedstories)

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10.30.19.
squats-y-tortillas:
“losing-every-extra-pound:
“ buddhabrot:
“ thighclapper:
“ vegan-vulcan:
“ baebly:
“ this cow is prettier than me
”
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and...

squats-y-tortillas:

losing-every-extra-pound:

buddhabrot:

thighclapper:

vegan-vulcan:

baebly:

this cow is prettier than me

Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”

Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.

me

what a babe. 

Who is she

(Source: bismal, via dulect)

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10.30.19.

xxtc-96xx:

thefloatingstone:

scofflawsins:

bloodytales:

im-god-now-fight-me:

brokensmolders:

#come through baba

Hey guys if you haven’t this movie its called The Breadwinner and last I checked it could be streamed off of Netflix. It’s an amazing film about a girl who disguises herself as a boy in order to provide for her family, who is living in Afghanistan during a dangerous political climate. It’s beautifully animated and incredibly well-written. Me and my younger sister (she is ten years old) thoroughly enjoyed it. So did my mom and dad when we watched it with them later. 

It is based on a book of the same name. I read the book when I was in Elementary school. It is great. I also encourage you ne read it.

It’s also made by the studio responsible for Song of the Sea and Secret of Kells, both of which are phenomenal. Unfortunately they also weren’t very profitable. These people really deserve a lot more recognition for their amazing, beautiful work, and if you think so too you should definitely keep your eye out for their upcoming project, Wolfwalkers 

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They were also behind the song sequence in “The Prophet”

The studio is called Cartoon Saloon and they’re based in Ireland.

I’m a simple person, I see anything praising cartoon Saloon, I reblog. Support these guys!!

(via dulect)

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10.29.19.

leedlethebeedle:

the-sea-watches-neptune:

ohanadoesntapplytoadam:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

dont quote me on this but im pretty sure weve only found baby giant squids so we dont actually know how big they can be

we also know like nothing about lobsters since most of them on the ocean floor and some marine scientists predict that, theoretically, there could be submarine sized lobsters

@leviathansuggestion @deepsea-suggestion

Um, what?

(Source: thatscienceguy, via itsagifnotagif)

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10.22.19.

gardenoffish:

Harley: hey Brucie!

The rest of justice league that are only allowed to refer to him as Batman:

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codered-lyrium:

bruce: …it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

gardenoffish:

It’s even funnier the thought of them becoming unlikely friends again and teaming up for missions.

Super man: why is a convicted criminal just sitting in your living room?

Harley, sipping her tea: I was actually invited you jealous whore

gardenoffish:

Batman being forced to solve a case with Harley Quinn : You’re my punishment for dropping out of med school

Harley Quinn making the connection between this edgy goth man bat and the edgy goth med student who she suffered all nighters with:

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gardenoffish:

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

(via nefariousturnip)

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10.22.19.
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10.22.19.

pyomorphic:

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10.22.19.
angelsdineattheritz:
“some bastard aziraphale to brighten your day
for @queergoodomens
based on a brooklyn 99 meme [that tumblr removed for some reason]
”

angelsdineattheritz:

some bastard aziraphale to brighten your day
for @queergoodomens
based on a brooklyn 99 meme [that tumblr removed for some reason]

(via mithrel)

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10.22.19.

wordcubed:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

i was reading an article about how some professional clowns are afraid IT is going to cause business issues, and this one guy came forward to say he didn’t think it’d be a big deal and everything from his statement to description sounds like something made up for a tumblr shit post:

“‘A load of the folks who say ‘this is terrible for the industry’ have been clowning for about five minutes – they’ve not been through this before,’ says Ian Williams, honorary secretary of Clowns International, which claims to be the world’s oldest clown organisation. ‘It’s not going to kill off clowning. [The TV miniseries adaptation of It, starring Tim Curry] came out 27 years ago. I was clowning then, I’m still clowning now.’”

i’m sharing this again because this guy is possibly my hero he’s seen it all and does not give a fuck

he was clowning then and he’s clowning now

Spent a few moments wondering why clowns are afraid of Information Technology

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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10.20.19.

gluten-free-pussy:

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pulmonary-poultry:

We’re always talking about gut-punches on this site but this is a fucking surprise roundhouse in the back of the head.

la-funcionaria-asesina:

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Originally posted by giantmonster

frytheassandthighs:

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ankle-beez:

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are we just. in the fucking twilight zone now

ankle-beez:

Turning 6 and immediately hating barney the dinosaur is a childhood rite of passage so to say the least I’m curious to see how they’ll tackle this befuddling multi-million dollar motion picture

ankle-beez:

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oh

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10.19.19.

gahdamnpunk:

Men really think that women’s liberation is about whether or not we let them view our bodies lmao

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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10.05.19.

blkwknd:

agoutirex:

laddermatch:

divirro:

What is going on here

The Shining, But Cold

cranberry sauce

lipstick

(Source: jolieing)

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10.03.19.

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10.03.19.

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10.03.19.

m0rb1dch1ld:

foodfanandstuff:

uwu-power:

triskeleaficionado:

funnyreclaimed:

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does anyone have more these are great

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i’m wheeziNg

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For anyone who needs a good laugh today

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